State of the Union Address, 1998
My fellow Americans.
As you know, once a year I have the privilege of
addressing you from the White House to give you our current state of the
Union. However, this year will be different; I have no State of the Union
address to give at this time due to squeezing matters... I mean pressing
matters that I must attend to. Let me assure you once again, however,
that everything is fine and we are doing everybody we can. I mean,
everything we can to improve the quality of life in this country. Beyond
that, I can only say that my pants are zipped... I mean my lips are
zipped... sealed... and that the State of the Union Address will be
forthcoming (can I say cumming on national television???) at a later date.
Thank you, and good night.